Baba ram dev!!!

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi..,
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..,
Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron..,
Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko...
Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Its true

Argument with a woman is like
reading the Software License
Agreement.

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At the end, you ignore everything
and click 'I agree'.

Gandhiji

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . .......
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya........