Harry ask Potter

Harry- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he?
Potter- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Jan-Gan-Man

Harry Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Potter:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Harry:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Dhokha

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
Papa ne books hi bhej di.

IMRAN HASHMI

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
Ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.

Baba ram dev!!!

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi..,
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..,
Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron..,
Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko...
Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Gandhiji

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . .......
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya........