Bottle

Illusion

Reality in India

Four generations

Mother of pendrives

Is it true?

Funny joke

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
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someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?
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Me: 10
Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?
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Me: 10 and a dead body...

Harry ask Potter

Harry- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he?
Potter- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Nice wallpapers

Good Luck

Height of Good Luck ...!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very Good, Sit down

Sad news

My math book commited sucide..
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He had too many problems.. !! 

Jan-Gan-Man

Harry Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
Potter:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Harry:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.

Dhokha

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya.
Dost: Kyon kya hua?
Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye,
Papa ne books hi bhej di.

Skill

IMRAN HASHMI

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
Ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.

Unique fun

Baba ram dev!!!

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi..,
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..,
Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron..,
Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko...
Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Its true

Argument with a woman is like
reading the Software License
Agreement.

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At the end, you ignore everything
and click 'I agree'.

Gandhiji

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . .......
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya........